Current QuickPoll results for 519 entries:
What do you do when the boss is away?
I worry about him constantly. You see, I'm secretly in love with my boss, ... it does make sucking up to him easier.
7
1%
Astral project to Bill Gates' money pile, where I do dirty things, ... like give it away on Refund Day.
26
5%
Assume his identity and make life miserable for my co-workers, ... a variation on the Stockholm Syndrome.
44
8%
Slack off, sleep, surf for porn, ... do the Quickpoll, post in the message board, check the archives, email Nitrozac.
442
85%
(May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Microsoft employee's libidos.)
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