Current QuickPoll results for 1792 entries:

What's the best thing about mail-order catalogues?

You don't have to wait for the pages to load, ... and the images have more colours than a web pallette.	589	32%
All the pretty girls who are just waiting to take my call, ... there are also some very pretty boys waiting too.	258	14%
It's often a great way to get soft-core porn without paying for it, ... shhhh, that's Victoria's secret!	493	27%
It's like browsing the store, only better, since it uses less calories, ... perhaps it's time to check out some exercise equipment catalogues?	168	9%
Catalogues suck, ... yeah, but the Delivery Guy ROCKS!	284	15%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and discounts on orders over twenty dollars.

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