Current QuickPoll results for 1315 entries:
I just have to ask... what on Earth could the Geek have done to prevent the Sys Admin from becoming a nun?
Her turned her on to Vulcan Religion, ... I think she's more tuned into the Romulan way of life. |
60 |
4% |
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He told her one too many "bad habit" jokes, ... they say it's okay to kiss a nun, but just don't get into the habit. |
60 |
4% |
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After meeting him, she suddenly realized that God doesn't love everybody, ... don't be sad little Geek, your creator still loves you. |
365 |
27% |
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He stole her teddy bear, ... now that would twist anyone's life, especially a mommies-less little girl. |
159 |
12% |
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I don't even want to think of the possibilities, ... thank you, we appreciate your restraint. |
441 |
33% |
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I'm wondering how that geek has wrecked my life. |
230 |
17% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and every time a modem connects, a geek angel gets its pocket protector.