Current JoyPoll results for 1045 entries:
What would you do with your Google Android?
Make it clean up my house, ... your Roomba is going to get jealous.
222
21%
Have it search the Internet for things I'm interested in, ... make sure it clicks on ads every now and then, to keep the economy going.
33
3%
Watch TV and drink beer with it, ... it's an android, not your Significant Other!
46
4%
Let it deal with telemarketers, ... you may have trouble getting it to do that, if it's programmed to protect its own existence.
156
14%
Train it to go to work and do my job, ... now that would be inhumane!
237
22%
Two words. sex. slave, ... you blow-up doll's ego is going to be deflated.
209
20%
I'm going to wait for a Google Cyborg.
142
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and positronic brain farts.
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