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Current JoyPoll results for 1317 entries:
With no axe, how should the child wreak vengeance upon his parents?
Electrocute them with the Christmas lights, ... don't take your frustration with LED lights out on them. |
28 |
2% |
|
Stab them with an icicle, ... now that is cold! |
18 |
1% |
|
Strangle them with the toilet paper roll snake, ... those rolls must be made out of constrictor paper. |
49 |
3% |
|
Hey, it's Christmas kid, forgive your parents, ... 'tis the season to be psycho. |
81 |
6% |
|
Play with the snake every single day, starting at 6 AM, screaming a Toilet Paper Roll Snake song while running around the house breaking things, then explain to them that the "Toilet Paper Roll Snake is telling me to break things!", ... and mention that if they buy an XBox, the snake might sleep in from that day on. |
713 |
54% |
|
Do like most kids do, disappoint them in later years, ... or make them a paper towel roll snake next year! |
305 |
23% |
|
My toilet paper roll snake is telling me not to vote. |
123 |
9% |
|
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Christmas tree icicle paper cuts.
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