Current JoyPoll results for 873 entries:

In what situation would you consider wearing fart diapers?

Never, ... let flatulence be free!	192	21%
Never, I'm a girl, and girls don't fart, ... well, if you were made of snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails, you wouldn't smell so good either.	65	7%
On a first date, ... you might want to spring for the optional fart muffler too.	49	5%
During an important meeting or presentation, ... and if you are nervous, just imagine the audience is all wearing them.	37	4%
I wish it was mandatory for my co-workers, ... it's not as productive as it sounds.	116	13%
If I had to wear them to fly in Jeff Bezo's rocket ship, ... how else is he going to pay for those rockets?	223	25%
That's what I call my underwear!	191	21%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and an open flame.

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