The JoyPoll!

What punishment would you dish out to the kinds of people who create ransomware like WannaCry?

Death by a thousand pings, ... can we make the pings like ping pong balls, and shoot them at the speed of light?	20	4%
Banish them from all technology, ... I wouldn't trust them with sticks and stones.	80	16%
Disrupt their lives and pocketbooks like they do their victims, ... I say just unplug their brain stem and reboot.	101	20%
A DOS attack (Denial of Life Services) would be fitting, ... Karma's gonna get ya!	32	6%
Is a woodchipper handy?, ... they always loved to work in chips and bits.	135	27%
Aw, come on, they're just hackers pushing the limits of technology, ... how about taking them to the summit of man's knowledge and pushing them into the pit of man's fears?	21	4%
I'm chipping at the results.	110	22%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the dressing needs changing.

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