Current JoyPoll results for 706 entries:
Your reaction to the Father's Day Dash?
I'm laughing very hard from my diaphragm, ... we're here to cervix.
63
8%
It's very contraceptive to the way I feel, ... I hope we didn't put up too much of a barrier.
45
6%
I'm totally tube tied, ... but you have a fertile imagination!
32
4%
I'm getting all testes about it, ... well, at least you have the balls to admit it.
70
9%
I'm sorry, I'm too busy to answer, I'll have to give you an IUD, ... I hope that's not some kind of FUD.
23
3%
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder, ... now there's a non-pregnant pause!
95
13%
I'm ready for withdrawl, ... you're gonna pull out your troops?
77
10%
I'm eggstatic, ... I suppose you'll want to read it ovary and ovary again?
101
14%
My rhythm is off.
200
28%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Calculus Interruptus.
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