Current JoyPoll results for 1363 entries:
What happened next?
Dad burst into tears, ... was he happy for the gift, or sad that all that money was liquefied?
68
4%
Dad called in some security guards to guard the full gas tank, ... he's planning on saving it as a retirement fund.
118
8%
Dad took Mom and the kids for a nice long drive, ... and they stopped for ice cream cones on the way home.
76
5%
Dad was finally able to drive it down to the dealer to trade it in for a Smart car, ... unfortunately the dealer wasn't stupid enough to accept it as a trade in.
372
27%
Dad said "DOH! You could of bought me a new car for the same price as a full tank of gas!", ... Dad does have a tendency to exaggerate, just a little.
245
17%
In a cruel twist of fate, Mom had backed the truck over Dad's golf clubs, putting a hole in the gas tank, ... actually, it was the youngest daughter who was driving, but don't let Dad know that.
341
25%
Nothing happened next. Their cartoon existence ended at this perfect moment.
143
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and getting tanked up.
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