Current JoyPoll results for 1349 entries:
What constitutes computer abuse?
Cursing at it, ... it's not cursing if it's just *%$!! text is it?
14
1%
Running it without a surge protector, ... now that's just crazy.
75
5%
Constant tweaking, ... binary henpecking?
41
3%
Humiliating it in front of family and co-workers, ... real geeks nurture and encourage their silicon partners.
75
5%
Physical violence, ... was Fonzie abusing that jukebox?
87
6%
Running Windows, ... it would have been JoyPoller abuse if I didn't include this obligatory option.
862
63%
Me sitting in front of it, ... do you have a low user self-esteem?
65
4%
I didn't want my computer getting any crazy ideas.
130
9%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and progressive rounding.
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