Current JoyPoll results for 1131 entries:
Which is more evil?
Burning paper bag with dog poop in it, left on doorstep, ... you know, it doesn't have to be dog poop.
35
3%
Dunking pigtails into ink, ... now-a-days, people want their pigtails colored anyway.
19
1%
Uploading embarassing video to YouTube, ... but it's so addicting to watch evil!
93
8%
Extreme wedgie, ... so you'll be singing soprano for a while?
26
2%
"Kick me!" sign, taped to back, ... oldest trick in the book, yes. Still funny, yes.
16
1%
Getting someone a Zune, instead of the iPod they wanted, ... if that happens, I hope they get poop in a flaming bag put on their doorstep, and the results uploaded to YouTube.
843
74%
I can't vote, I gotta put out this fire on my doorstep!
99
8%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Lex Luthor's hair.
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