Current JoyPoll results for 1244 entries:
What would be the best feature of iPod body armor?
Hip and stylish, and works with iTunes, ... it's the hippest way to protect your hip.
73
5%
The commercials, ... think "Saving Private Ryan" with iPod dancers.
153
12%
You could watch videos during lulls in the fighting, ... or maybe podcasts for peace?
123
9%
Everyone would want to join the armed forces to get one, ... be, all that you can be, as insanely great as you can be.
175
14%
They'd be way cheaper than the Halliburton body armor, ... you'll need face blast armor if Dick Cheney hears about this!
395
31%
All that room for engraving, ... Kilroy was here, and here, and here!
157
12%
I shot up the results.
168
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and it's not just rounding, it's an adventure!
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