Current JoyPoll results for 1258 entries:
Who's making whom fat?
The first guy, with his video games, ... he needs a Wii!
18
1%
The second guy, with his food, ... actually, it's his friend's food... he helps himself to it.
68
5%
The computers are making them fat, ... are you saying their OS is bloated?
41
3%
It's not the computers, it's the Internet, ... he's got a fat tube, if that makes a difference.
73
5%
Their friendship is re-enforcing their fatness, ... the manufacturers of soda and chips consider these guys as their best friends.
307
24%
It's genetic, ... their parents were lazy pigs?
82
6%
Nitrozac is the problem! Quit drawing those geeks fat, ... OK, next week she'll starve them and make them go to the gym.
529
42%
I'm fattening up on the results.
140
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and getting round.
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