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Current JoyPoll results for 1121 entries:
What the heck is holding up the giant boulder?
| A very stealth attack helicopter, ... I hope there's no snakes on that Cobra. |
23 |
2% |
 |
| An Army Corp of Engineers balloon, ... are you sure it's not the TTBs? |
24 |
2% |
 |
| Acme Giant Boulder Holder, ... meep meep! |
303 |
27% |
 |
| The net is coated with the anti-gravity paint Cavorite, ... and if you don't know what that is, you must have been living in the Moon. |
22 |
1% |
 |
| It must be a Weapon of Mass Disruption, ... it must actively mess up the boulder's passive gravitational mass. |
49 |
4% |
 |
| Nothing is holding it. The boulder is being repulsed by Whitney Houston, ... who says rocks don't have taste? |
374 |
33% |
 |
| Osama likes Whitney? Whoa, I've just lost all respect for that dude, ... I guess you can get your kicks with 72 virgins for only so long. |
201 |
17% |
 |
| This is a dream sequence, nothing has to hold it up! |
125 |
11% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and flattening.
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